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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:00

Uzimas svoju cetkicu za zube,
pomadu i kaladont
odlazis u sobu, ja sam u kujni,
predsoblje je front.
Cujem kako tamo otvaras ormane,
kupis svoje prnje,
tesim se da sve to nije tako crno,
a ne moze biti crnje.
O, draga, ne budi peder,
o, draga, ne budi peder.
Ako jos ima sta da se spasava,
nemoj da ides, ne budi sasava!
Polazis ka vratima, kljuc ti je u ruci,
neodlucan hod,
drzim ti palceve i navijam za tebe,
spustas torbu na pod.
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:00

Svake noci Brankovice pozivam na pice,
svuda oko sebe nalazim slabice,
ko sa decom spava, popisan se budi,
trazio sam svecom, nigde nema ljudi,
kadija te tuzi - kadija ti sudi,
u pomoc!
Ja ratujem sam!
Prevarice, slagace me rodjeni brat,
prodace me, zabice mi noz u vrat,
nemam poverenja, niti hocu da ga dam,
jer ja ratujem sam!
Uplaseni prijatelji ni da mrdnu prst,
sledeci sam koga ce da razapnu na krst,
savest mi je mirna, necu da se kajem,
dok me mozak sluzi, ja cu da ga dajem,
grlo mi je jako, zato glasno lajem,
u pomoc!
Ja ratujem sam!
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:01

i ovo slusam
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:03

curo mala znaj
ljubavi je kraj
mala znaj
drugu volim ja
neka svako zna
volim ja
u sumarku kad sam
ljubit te htio
rekla si mala sam jos
hej
hop cup poskocit cu
drugu curu poljubit cu
hop cup poskocit cu
drugu curu po...
poljubit cu drugu znaj
bas me briga haj (haj)
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:04

When I was just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
'til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

[Chorus: Eminem]

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't said
But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you..

[Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

[Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")]

[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the student body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathing I'm leaving air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT SAG
You faggots keep egging me on
'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

[Chorus]
[first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!", ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!"]

[Eminem]
Hahaha, I'm just playing ladies
You know I love you
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:05

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[ 1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background ]
[ 2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise ]

[ Eminem as 'Stan' ]
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

[ Chorus: Dido ]

[ Eminem as 'Stan' ]
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

[ Chorus: Dido ]

[ Eminem as 'Stan' ]
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
[ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ]
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; [ *screaming* ] Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[ *car tires squeal* ] [ *CRASH* ]
.. [ *brief silence* ] .. [ *LOUD splash* ]

[ Chorus: Dido ]

[ Eminem ]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:05

A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cause I'm a

CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL

[Eminem]
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?
How many records you expecting to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm a CRIMINAL
Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep going, I don't take shit from no one

[Eminem]
My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL

[Interlude Skit]
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there
[Em] Aight
I'll be right here waiting on you
[Em] Aight
Yo Em
[Em] What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Em] Awwright... god damn, fuck...
(whistling) how you doin'?
[Teller] HI, how can I help you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch
and I won't kill you!
[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around...
[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you
Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!

[Eminem]
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:07

Citat :

Moja zemlja je u obliku srca,tu između istoka i zapada,
u njoj narod voli da puca jedan drugog da napada.

U njoj žive tri vjere,tri nacije svako svakog u glavu jebe
svi su željni separacije.

Njome vladaju tri predsjednika tri stolice za tri vuka
za baliju,ustašu i četnika sva trojica željni
patnji i muka....



ima jos al mi se neda pisat

normalno radi se o bosni SpamBoard - Page 6 49518
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:09

Kod nas se od dejtona godine broje,
ljudi se ljudi boje i svako glasa za svoje.
Brdjani postaju gradjani,
do jucer svjetla gasili sjekirama, a sad su u odjelima.
Mirnese, sredi ih Mirnese, jebi im mater,
ako se ti pocenes prodvat i tebi cu mater jebavat
da znas, nije bitna ideologija, bitna je biologija,
bitna je genetika balije ustase i cetnika!
Svaka ovca svome krdu. Krave uz telad
u sarena vrata gledat, jedni drugima mater jebat.
Znam ko je poceo rat, znam sta je glad!
Znam kad su Seseljevci dosli u moj grad!
Pricamo ono kako je sad, slabo se micemo s mjesta,
puni smo rupa ko nasa cesta.
Cesto vucemo rucnu - vidis svaki biser
isli bi naprijed ali volimo taj rikverc.
Postalo nam navika da ne radi ni jedna fabrika,
maloverzacije presutimo da se ne ljutimo,
navikli smo, na gebiru i u miru.
Mladi iz zemlje bjeze, izbjeglice se vratit nece
ne moraju nek zaradjuju, nek nam salju para
mi cemo zivit u mraku i jedni drugima jebavat majku....

Cijela drzava placa reket
po kucama oruzja - od rata cuje se zveket,
imamo mina ko jagoda - pune oranice,
ali nece brati gurodovi sto su pravili sadnice!
Bole nas kite, imamo resursa vise,
pogotovo metala, govana, metana,
to je nas zrak i hrana - s tim nas vodje hrane.
Ne znam za vas ja sam sit - u mene vise ne stane.
Svako kurac u drzavi pusi, zatvara usi.
Pred nepoznatim ljudima drzim jezik za zubima
da'l: selam, zdravo, bog? Kako je pravo?
Ne znam vise sta da kazem, u sranju da se ne nadjem.
Pas je ujeo bubu, sviraju ratnu trubu,
ljude drukcijeg pogleda imaju na zubu,
a da im isprave pogled poslace im jedan odred
da im zapaljenu kucu gledaju kroz dvogled.

Al nema ratne nevjere sto moze unistit temelje,
onaj korjen kuce u kojem su nase duse,
onu burmu i lanac sto u temelj baci bosanac.
kad kucu pravi u temelj dio sebe stavi!
Srusi do temelja ne ide!
Temelj, on ce ostat vjecan ko Sava...

Mater vam jebeeeeeem!
Mater vam jebeeeeeem!
Mater vam jebeeeeeem!
Mater vam jebeeeeeem!
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PostajNaslov: Re: SpamBoard   SpamBoard - Page 6 Emptyčet lis 18 2007, 21:10

Gadno je, odvratno je bilo
Viza mi u rukama, a u srcu mi je shilo
U istom je trenutku i sreca i gorcina
Misli o boljim danima, misli o izgubljenim jaranima

Ja dijete, i zena - familija moja i njena
More jarana, na stolu je pivo i hrana
Smijeh i suze, puno domace mjuze: roka Halid
Pjevamo ja i ljudi sto cemi falit’

Idem u jedan a zasobom ostavljam drugi svijet
Nije vazno koji je bolji, vazno je da sutra imam let
Ja letim ko savski galeb kad peca
Smijem se stjuardesi, a usebi jecam

Ja dodjoh, evo je Amerika
Tezak jezik, tezak zrak
Al fino spavam, i dobar mi tlak
Svaki pocetak je tezak, al bice lakse
Samo da se neki posao nadje – Bice!

Amerika nije rad i znoj
Stulicu lag’o si, jeboli te onaj stih tvoj
Amerikanci su supci, ona najgora mraka
Kod njih ti se radi od jutra do mraka

Nema ko kod nas ono: pauzica-kafica-cigara
Kod njih se sve vrti oko para
Nema onog u goste ne najavljen
Sa kesom mesa za rostilja
Kod njih se iz fiseka pije piva (e jebiga)

Al’ gotiva je plata, standard je jebiga, dobar
Imas za zivot cak i ako si sobar

Jebote covjece, ovdje pecaju samo grgece
I to one vece, manje kulturno bace
Koriste umjetne mamce
Zajebavanu nas Bosance
***em im sve

Zena koja mi je iznajmljivala stan
Objasnjavala mi kako se pali TV
(hej meni, bolan, hej - alo)
A u svakoj sobi sam imao po jedan
Da zena gleda serije dok ja fudbal gledam

Joj utakmice ove klinci vam ne jebu ni pet posto
Kod njih je to sve glupo i preprosto – zamisli!
Ni ovi nasi sto su dosli nisu isti
Upeli se, fo fol postali gospoda
Ono zavlace kad pricaju
To je sad ovdje moda
You understand, motherfucker, I’m a Bosnian – yeah?

Neki dan mi sin rece: Daddy
Odmah sam mu reko:
Odi vamo sjedi - Jeboli ti daddy mater
Za tebe sam babo - a ne daddy - father

Al dobar je on, jelde sine?
Preko kompjutera mi domace muzike skine

On je tu odrasto, sta ce
Nije mu jasno zasto babo place - kad cuje Indekse
Jebiga, pjesma te ponese
Malo te ponese, malo te gusi
Al kad places – pase dusi

Tu i tamo, skupa odemo dole
A kad donesemo para
Onda nas dole svi jos vise vole
Misle nama je lako
Pa dobro, jes nam lakse
Al nikog ne zanima kakve su brige nase

Al’ Sava zna - Sava guta suze
Suzama se hrane moje savske meduze

Al’ Sava zna - Sava guta suze
Suzama se hrane moje savske meduze

Al’ suze su gorke - jer su emocije jake
Suze moje, moga oca, seke, brata i majke
Moje, i suze raje, moje i dusmana mojih
Nije bitno cije su, meduza ih voli
Ona ih guta, srce, ona od suza sjaji
Meduza postane lak plijen u mojoj Savi

Stuke jedu meduze, mi jedemo stuke
Opet nas tuga gusi, opet se tresu ruke
Opet iste emocije, opet iste suze
Opet isti strahovi, al su nove meduze

Al’ Sava zna - Sava guta suze
Suzama se hrane moje savske meduze
Al’ Sava zna - Sava guta suze
Suzama se hrane moje savske meduze
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malo smo ja i shady u banani do 22...

cuvanje acc...reko vare da citam pravila :]
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meni nije nista reko sorry bosanac :no:
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ma ja sam s njm na ircu bio...

malo smo se sjebali sa onim cuvanjem :paradajz:
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bas :ljutko:
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Lista Koja Dokazuje Da Starite:

1) Vaše kućne biljke su uistinu samo za ukras, i ni jednu ne možete smotati i popušiti

2) U hladnjaku imate više hrane nego alkohola

3) 6.00 je vrijeme kad se dižete a ne kad idete spavati

4) Vašu najdražu pjesmu sad čujete u dizalu robne kuće a ne u jednom od noćnih klubova

5) Gledate redovito vremensku prognozu

6) Svi vaši prijatelji se sad "žene" i "rastavljaju" umjesto "petljaju" i "prekidaju"

7) Od 130 dana godišnjeg ste pali na svega 14 dana

8) Traperice i majica više se ne broje pod "biti sređen"

9) Sada vi zovete policiju jer naporni studenti preko puta puštaju glasnu muziku cijelu noć i ne daju vam mira

10) Više ne znate gdje kasno navečer otići na pivo

11) U ljekarnu idete samo po tablete protiv boli a ne kondome ili test za trudnoću

12) Od spavanja na kauču vas bole leđa

13) Svakodnevno drijemate poslije ručka

14) Večera i kino je kraj romantičnog spoja, umjesto da prava akcija tek počne poslije

15) Vašeg ljubimca hranite najskupljom i najzdravijom psećom hranom umjesto ostacima od jeftinog ručka

16) Masna hrana u tri ujutro previše uznemiruje vaš želudac

17) Boca vina za 20 kuna više nije "super" ponuda

18) Doručak uistinu jedete rano ujutro

19) 90 posto provedenog vremena ispred računala je zato što radite svoj posao na njemu. Igrice su ipak vremenski luksuz

20) Kad vam zatrudni prijateljica, oduševljeno joj čestitate umjesto da pitate "i što ćeš sad učiniti?"

21) Čitate sve ove točke i očajno pokušavate naći više od dvije koje ne primjenjujete. E pa, dobrodošli u zreli život!
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Sveti Gospodine nas koji jesi za kompjutorom.
Sveti se moci tvoje.
Dodji rulanje tvoje.
Budi volja tvoja
Kako na statistikama, tako i na Hof-u.
Bod nas svagdasnji daj nam danas
i otpusti nam Multi Accounting
kako i mi otpustamo Pusherima nasim.
I ne uvedi nas u napast da ne napravimo FS
nego izbavi nas od droge Ogame-a.
AMEN
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oO SLAVUJ Oo je napisao/la:
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:lol!: :lo

ogame to droga je da

sjebat ce vas ha ha

krstarica i te stvari

ako ti se uniste ne mari

samo nove pravi

dok ti se strah mota po glavi

imaš curu ali fs je gotov

zato bez doma

da ne dođe do loma

trpaj trpaj u reiklere nas strpaj

ne unistavam druge pa zasto me krse

ne furam bb pa zasto me tuku

nek me za k**u povukul!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
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ROMEO: (polupijan ispod njenog prozora)

Hajd' bona silazi, ne pravi se luda!

JULIJA: (pospana, bezvoljna, nikakva)

Ako ti moj stari sidje ostaces bez muda...

ROMEO: Nesto mi se, o prohtjelo bas

ove prekrasne noci da mi je das

JULIJA: Tvoj mac bih zarko osjetiti htjela

al' veceras oca m' ne bih smjela.

ROMEO: Skraticu za glavu svakog' nek se zna

ko te bude im'o prije nego ja.

JULIJA: Romeo, Romeo daj jednom shvati

samo sam je tebi spremna dati

ROMEO: Dobro, da ne bih mor'o tude glave sjec'

ovog puta vjerovacu ti na rijec

JULIJA: Hajd' sad kuci **** ti sve

joj vid' kolko je sati ! Hajd' cunaj se !

ROMEO: De barem tol'ko se odvazi

pa mi je na minut pokazi !

JULIJA: (taman krenu da skine gace)

Joj bjezi eto mi cace.

OTAC JULIJIN: Uhljupe jedan opet si dos'o

kako si samo kroz mine pros'o ?!

ROMEO: Nemojte cika Mato

Julija je moje zlato.

JULIJA: (ocu) Ma ja ga uopste ne znam

nisam ga zvala, dos'o je sam.

ROMEO: M'rsss ne lazi kujo mala !

Znam ja sve kome si dala.

JULIJIN OTAC: Odlazi odavde bijedni psu

dok nisi pao mrtav tu !JULIJA: Ma ti si Romeo u seksu amater.

Udri ga babo ****s mu mater !

ROMEO: (dade se u panican bijeg

brzo k'o metak pobjeze uz brijeg)

JULIJA (prasnu u smijeh) A vid mangupa al' bjezi

a htio bi kraj mene da lezi.

JULIJIN OTAC: Babo ce tebi momka da nade

a ovog ce uhljupa neko zlo da snade.

ROMEO (vice s brijega) E mangupe,

dodji u carsiju ako smijes

da vidim jesi l' spreman da se bijes.

JULIJA: (cerekajuci se)Romeo,Romeo odjebi ba

ako nastaviš tako ranicu se ja.

JULIJIN OTAC: Idi kuci bolan Romeo

dok nisam s tobom asfalt pomeo.

ROMEO: Ako zovnem Hamleta mog jarana

neceš izac' iz bolnice mjesec dana.

JULIJA: E dobar ti jaran, dobro ga znam

neki dan je trazio da mu je dam.

ROMEO:Opet lazeš, on Ofeliju voli

sta ima tebe za sex da moli.



JULIJIN OTAC: (Ode u kucu, vode da pije)

JULIJA K'o fol ozbiljna a u sebi se smije.)

ROMEO: Odoh sada kuci ko te ****

idem da nadjem trebu za sebe.

JULIJA: Nemoj bolan Romeo strpi se do jutra

ako ne dobijem, dacu ti sutra.

ROMEO: Ma daji kome hoces sad mi je svejedno

ne zelim vise da zivim ovako bijedno.

JULIJA: Ma steta da nestane taki sevac.

Ne zelis valjda da umres k'o djevac ?

( Zadiže majicu pokaza mu grudi

u Romeu poce zelja da se budi)

ROMEOsav ushicen) O Julija oko moje crno

ma neka me pogodi puscano zrno.

Eto me k tebi, nemogu vise

iako znam da crno mi se pise.

JULIJAodji dodji, dilbere moj

da vidim taj buzdovan tvoj.

ROMEO: (Trci, sa sebe odjecu skida

draganu svoju ne gubi iz vida)

(Ulazi kroz prozor, na trosjed sjeda)

JULIJA ozuri dok babo utakmicu gleda !

ROMEO:Hajde,hajde, brze se skidaj !

Ako naidje ti vikni "Kidaj !"

JULIJA: (Dohvati nekakvu polupraznu bocu

vise i ne razmisljajuci o svome ocu)

Hajd' da popijemo pa sta god da je

cula sam da onda duze traje.

ROMEO: Ne trazi caše

picemo iz flase.

JULIJA: Hajd' ja cu prva prince moj.

Uh masalla,masalla kol'ki je taj tvoj !

ROMEO: (Uze iz Julijinih ruku flasu)

Hajd' da pijemo za ljubav nasu.

Ispraznise bocu za par minuta

Julija postade k'o nesto ljuta.

JULIJA: Znas da moje srce tebe voli

al' sad me nesto poce stomak da boli.

ROMEO: A joj meni djevojko bludna

neceš valjda reci da si trudna !

JULIJA: Marss, gluho bilo, stoko jedna

tvoja su nagadjanja tako bijedna.

ROMEO: (Odjednom pade na tlo)

uh ****te, šta sam ovo popio !?

JULIJA: "Otrov za pacove" evo bas citam

nisam prije stigla starog da pitam

ROMEO: O Julija,Julija ti nas sjeba.

E Romeo ludi tako ti i treba.

JULIJA: Izvini Romeo mislila sam da je vino

baš mi je izgledalo onako fino.

ROMEO Faca mu je totalno bijesna)

Sad ce ti "mala" ostat tijesna.

JULIJA: Ti umires ne saznavsi sta prava je ljepota

ne "umoci" nista za svoga zivota.

ROMEOdopuza do Julije blize)

Na tebe ce vjecno da mi se dize.


To izusti

i dusicu pusti

a samo je htjeo

da joj ga spusti.

JULIJA nestaje joj iz ociju plamen)

Kakva steta, a tvrd mu je k'o kamen.

(Zatvara oci posljednji put)

Znam babo ce biti na mene ljut.

3 dana poslije:

-----------------------

OFELIJA: Jes' cuo za ono dvoje ?

Bas steta, onako mladi.

HAMLET: Ma cuo sam bona, neg' se skidaj

dok nema nikog da se nesto radi.

Dati ili ne dati pitanje je sad
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2. August:
Uselili smo se u našu novu kuću ovde u Kanadi. E
vala sam uzbuđen. Ovdje je lijepo. Planine su prekrasne. Jedva čekam da
ih vidim pokrivene snijegom. Kažu da je ovde lijepo k'o nigdje na
svijetu.

14. Oktobar:
Kanada. To je najljepša zemlja na
svijetu. Lišće je poprimilo one divne nijanse žute i narančaste boje,
prava divota. Vozio sam kroz prirodu i vidio par jelena. E vala su
lijepi i graciozni. Volim ovu prirodu i ove jelene. To su najljepše
životinje na svijetu. Ovo mora da je Raj. Volim Kanadu.

11. Novembar:
Dan
Sjećanja (Kanadski državni praznik). Kažu da će lov na jelene počet
uskoro. Ne mogu da zamislim da neko normalan može ubiti tako divnu
životinju. Nadam se da će uskoro snijeg. Tako je divno ovdje.

2. Decembar:
Noćas
je pao prvi snijeg. Probudio sam se i vidim sve pokriveno bijelim
pokrivačem. Izgleda kao najljepša razglednica. Neopisivo lijepo. Izašli
smo napolje, čistili stepenište i prilazni put, a onda se grudvali. (Ja
pobijedio, e jesam komšiji prod'o foru s kamenom u grudvi). Kada je
prošla ralica morali smo ponovno da očistimo prilazni put. Koja divna
zemlja. Volim Kanadu.

12. Decembar:
Noćas opet snijeg. Opet prošla ralica i zatrpala prilazni put. Ovde je prekrasno.

19. Decembar:
Noćas
opet snijeg. Nisam mog'o izvest' auto da idem na pos'o. Ovdje je zaista
divno samo sam već malo umoran od lopatanja. Evo, opet jeb'ne ralice.

22. Decembar:
Ovo
bijelo govno opet padalo cijelu noć. Dobio sam žuljeve od lopatanja, a
i leđa me bole. Onaj majmun s ralicom k'o da se krije iza ćoška i samo
čeka da ja očistim prilazni put i eto ti ga ponovo. Šupak!

25. Decembar:
Sretan
Božić! Još malo usranog snijega. Ako mi ikad padne šaka onaj peder što
vozi ralicu, ubiću ga, mater mu ***** govnarsku. Što ne posipa više
soli po cesti pa da se snijeg otopi, već **** s tom ralicom, **** mater
pedersku.

27. Decembar:
Noćas opet snijeg. Ne izlazim već
tri dana osim da očistim snijeg ispred ulaza. Ne mogu nigdje ići, auto
se zaglavio u brdu snijega ispred prilaznog puta, a i hladno je. Kažu
da će pasti novih pola metra tih bijelih govana.

28. Decembar:
Prognoza
je loša. Zajebali i sebe i nas. Palo je metar, a ne pola metra ****noga
snijega. Ako ovako nastavi neće se otopit do druge zime. Ralica se
zaglavila pred mojom kućom i taj šupak doš'o kod mene da mu posudim
lopatu jer se njegova slomila. Rek'o sam mu da sam slomio već šest
lopata čisteći ta govna s prilaznog puta što ih on svaki put nabaca i
malo je falilo da sam mu slomio glavu sedmom lopatom, al' spasi se
đubre jedno, jedva izvuče živu glavu.

4. Januar:
Najzad sam
izaš'o iz kuće. Odem do prodavnice da kupim nešto hrane, inače bi
pokrepali od gladi jer nam je nestalo zaliha. Na povratku kući udarim
kolima jelena, tri 'iljade dolara štete na kolima, a moram i na sud
zbog mrtvog jelena. Te ****ne nemani šeću posvuda. Treba ih sve pobit'.
Što ih lovci ne pobiše i sjebaše jesenas, ***** bi se oni vako šetali
tamo u nas.

3. Maj:
Odvezoh kola kod mehaničara.
Nevjerovatno koliko su zahrđala od ****ne soli što je posipaju svuda,
k'o da je džabe, jeb'o im ja mater govnarsku.

10. Maj:
Selim na Floridu. Ne mogu zamislit' da neko normalan može živjeti u ovoj ****noj Kanadi.
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